Just For Pun

I went to see an eye doctor while on vacation in Alaska. Turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Did you hear about the nauseated cannibal that threw up his hands?
A baker put too much flour in his bread. He was a gluten for punishment.
My kids! There's no way to please them. I took them to the zoo and they became hippo critical.
And finally:
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."