How Many Kansas Board of Education Members Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb?

None. They didn't have electric lights in the 15th century.

You See it Best, When You See Nothing At All

Just For Pun

I went to see an eye doctor while on vacation in Alaska. Turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
Did you hear about the nauseated cannibal that threw up his hands?
A baker put too much flour in his bread. He was a gluten for punishment.
My kids! There's no way to please them. I took them to the zoo and they became hippo critical.
And finally:
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Newest Poll Results Just out

A recent poll of comedy writers revealed a full 92% were in favor of a third term for George Bush. Seems they are all a little reluctant to do any real work.

That's Reassuring

When George Bush was asked," Mr. President, how has your college education and debating team experience helped in your role as Commander in Chief?"
The President replied, "I used to be just a poor, ignorant, country boy. When confronted by confusing situations I'd say "I absolutely don't know". Now I say "Trust me". "

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How Many Democrats Does It Take?

How many Democrat's does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm sorry, the Democrats couldn't raise enough money to buy the light bulb. Guess they're just going to leave us in the dark.

How Many NeoCons Does It Take?

How many NeoCons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve.
Eleven to deny that it needs changing and one to refuse to change it.

Relax, Take in a Show

One night, George Bush was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Bush saw him and asked, "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised Washington.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked.
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom.
Bush didn't sleep well the next night, and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asked.
"Go to the theatre." (Courtesy ahajokes.com reprinted without permission)

Ripping Off Your Publisher

I read that Bill and Hillary Clinton are getting a combined total of 20 million dollars for their memoirs. That's a lot of money for a couple who couldn't seem to remember very much.

Quote of the Day

"Libby was indicted on two counts of obstruction of justice, three counts of perjury, and one count of not being as smart as Karl Rove." --Jon Stewart

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